Bmx Bandit

Whoosh Zoom and over the handles bars and into the concrete chin first. Crack, Split Blood, Whoosh Zoom pedal power....Davey off too save the day. Back with Super Glue to stick my face back together. Whilst i spit my tooth out into his hand to save for another day. All the while being held by Beautiful Lullaboy!
This is what happens when you try for a triple pancake flip on a Sunday.
Oh and what lovely colour blood i have. One boy painted my lips with my blood perfect colour look out poppy a new colour range is in town and on the pavement.

Where warehouse?

Back in Smelbourne after 2 months of workaholic bliss in Cairns with Jute Theatre company. Am determined to rent a warehouse (with Mr Po) and get some action down here in the big smoke. Aint it grand to love your work even when you know you probably never make a mint just more holes in your pocket
The sound technician i just worked with the almighty bejesus bejust bebeautiful John Robertson made an awesome couple of cd's to heighten the play and i love them and i reckon next time he does that he copywrights it and burns some with pretty covers and sells them to the AUDIENCE who kept asking me to get them a copy.
i will definetly be playing it in the new space my very on WAREHOUSE. Have a name thought up and everything but not telling yet........

Hunter S Thompson

I sit on the great white bowl, reading the great white shark hunt in remebrance of Hunter. i did a fear & loathing in Fitzroy last saturday and my constitution is playing hurley gurgley on me. And the bats where replaced by ANTS everywhere in the bed, under my feet, on the windscreen of the car.Dam ants! Too bad i didn't have a lawyer to sue their little behinds.
i will leave you with a little quote from the Man............."when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro"

I wish

i wish i could pictures on my blog, but i CUNT.
i wish i could kiss a beautiful boy, but i CUNT.
i wish i could ride a beautiful arab along the beach but i....
I Know i will be doing the above activities in the future
Just am an impatient bunny!
Going to a real meat eaters bbq tonight at ruth and nicks. Yeah love me meat me mates me beer and the ole bbq.

finalalee

Oh moi gawd
i forgot my password and usa code and it has taken me this long( my arms are spread apart as far as they can go) to get it 2gether
Anyways....i am so excited lately cause i have a few jobs lined up for winter in Queensland. Here is a link to the first show: http://www.jute.com.au/2005/Grace.html
I keep you informed on the others.......till then.

Guns and Cauliflowers

Bang Bang the taximan was hijacked out the front of my place of meal ticket. (work) He had a gun to his head, must of panicked and roled the taxi three times onto collins street (nearly the corner of exhibition). I hope the taximan and the armed robber are okay, maybe just a couple of bruises to show off. Don't know though cause the taxi looks well and truly focked!
Its Bec's birthday today and i have purchased a lovely big cauliflower and wrapped it in preetty tissue paper with a big ribbon to give to her. Poor little cauliflowers are under-rated. This one was calling out to me. Saying i'm really a rose in cauliflower clothes. I don't know wether to give it a la natural or dye a few of the heads multi colours. MMmmmm. OOps i just left the phone off the receiver, with someone still on the other line. Gotta go and talk the talk!