which way wrong way

i nearly just choked on a chip.
you know when something goes down the wrong way
then comes back up with the cough of air
to lodge itself on your soft palate
at the entrance of your nasal cavaity
and you don't know whether to blow your nose
or multi swallow.
out through the nose or the mouth.....
just out please

Patsy groaners tick tock might stop soon

Icka has a heart problem....(she loves so much and now her beautiful heart is not doing its job).....we think its Cardiomyopathy.....ouch this hurts my heart.

Above are 2 drawings of canine hearts one healthy the other with the awful disease.

She is going to the vet this thursday to have an xray, they put a dye in her vains and see how bad it is then give her a million tablets to take each day...oh my she hates them unless they are the tasty ones....which i don't think they are.

so here i am at work staring out the window thinking of things that my loveheart enjoys doing....swimming, running, sniffing up trees for Possums. and of course PATS!

icka is a lover not a fighter and she loves life so i reckon she will win this blood battle.

always forever icka

ALL Ova Red rOver

That's it.
Moved out of the warehouse....crying shame. But i feel a weight off my shoulders.
The play went down well. no need to hold the nose.
the bands were great afterwards. it was all great G-R-E-A-T.
Now when i do another one i just have to find a venue....for free and the funds can go towards the people who put all the effort in instead of the insurance mongrels.
now i am living in a blissful out of the way spot, surrounded by the most delightful trees ever. They are so very welcoming... even icka thinks so.

Flyer for Warehouse Gig

Saturday 28 April Warehouse Wonderous Way

Saturday 28 April doors open at 8pm for 8.30pm start
The warehoues is playing
a Play ~ 'Victoria names Elizabeth' Directed by Josh Burns with Kylee and Brooke Fairley
2 Bands ~ 'The Polar Sounds' and 'The Fits'
2 DJs ~ DJ Delicious and Towering Mouse

It is going to be a wonderous warehouse kinda night.
The warehouse is the corner of johnson and chapel st fitzroy.
door is on chapel street.

If you can't make it saturday then come to the preview of the play on Friday Night 8pm for 8.30 start.

Jesus on Eastor Sunday

Going to see Rodrigeuz this Sunday 8 April at the corner.....do you remember all the rumours that went around about him..cold fact...he is dead. he is in jail. he is hiding in mexico.....well jesus has returned and at eastor....how uncanny is that....hmmmmm....i wonder sugarman!

glue GIRL

which super hero are you?

Well i am actually Glue Girl..........but this little quiz says that i'm SUPER GIRL

if bored do the quiz and let me know what is your super hero status

http://www.thesuperheroquiz.com/

Book and i are going to the theatre tonight to see 'Exit the King'.

Excitement is a thrill, the way the butterflies dance in your middle and your cheeks flush red and your breathe fastens.

Hello Geoffery....Hello Neil....Hello Bille, Hi Julie .....wave everybody

Just had lunch with Dove. delicious gingerrefresher thanks Love.

Just bought Joan as police woman. Real Life

ahhhh its a shiny Friday. and here is a shiny horse for the hell of it.

i cut my thumb and finger.....super glued instead of stitches again....reminded me of a favourite poem by Syvila Plath.
CUT
What a thrill ----My thumb instead of an onion.
The top quite gone Except for a sort of hinge Of skin, A flap like a hat, Dead white.
Then that red plush.
Little pilgrim,The Indian's axed your scalp.
Your turkey wattle Carpet rolls Straight from the heart.
I step on it, Clutching my bottle Of pink fizz.
A celebration, this is. Out of a gap A million soldiers run, Redcoats, every one.
Whose side are they one?
O myHomunculus, I am ill.
I have taken a pill to killThe thinPapery feeling.
Saboteur, Kamikaze man ----The stain on yourGauze Ku Klux Klan Babushka Darkens and tarnishes and whenThe balledPulp of your heartConfronts its small Mill of silence How you jump ----Trepanned veteran, Dirty girl, Thumb stump.

here i sit at the window watching the world go by.
the world today is handsome devils angels
image if i drooled like a one year old baby or like a big black dog
slowly my siliva thread bouncing down down like a bongee rope
for them devils to climb up and look into my green eyes

red white and black

Fish and chips and Red stripe (mmm jamacian beer) in the park on a blanket with a friend and Icka. Something to do before winter nights close their fists around us too soon. Come join us!!!!





When darkness started to seep through the trees we turned the cooler radio up.


And noticed icka standing dead still.


i think she was practicing her ninja skills......


she was being a tree.

away to the land of the rising sun

chinese japanese dirty knees what are these?

remember this childhood rhyme?

May this year i am travelling by air to Japan. whilst i'm there i vow to teach this telegraphic sing song to my friends, their friends, strangers and live fish waiting to be sushi ed!

tonight is thursday and what happens on thursdays................

PING...............PONG

Ruby Moon

Lesa long leggs bell is most likely carrying ruby moon.

we will know really really soon....until then......

i went to the cinema last night and it was a big one, magnificent....

i tried to tap dance on the carpet because the space was begging for a performance.

my i scream and Melody did too as well as not putting her feet on the dark floor cause the bogeyman horror movie darkness might grab her and pull her down down into the unknown world of terror.....

and yes i was my usual magnamious movie watcher self.....for those of you who dont know my freinds don't sit next to me cause i become pretty invovled whilst watching the big screen

wet panties

The moon was just above the ghost gum with a star by her side.
The rug was on the grass and looking green by moonlight
Her friends were quietly licking vinegar off the chips
and i was about to naughtily pee under the kiddes kubbie
up went the skirt and down came the panties
out came the words "excuse me" and then the scream of fright
for she nearly wee on the homeless man that was out of sight.
up jumped i and race across the park holding back her pee from dribbling down her knee.
Whizz past her friends who saw a face of white
into the alley just in time to trickle down the cobblestones what could have spoiled the night.

basically i nearly did a wee on a homeless man last night

Da Good Da Bad & Da Ugly

morning has broken light onto a up all night kinda girl

Poof!

don't know how i took it but i like it

Bmx Bandit

Whoosh Zoom and over the handles bars and into the concrete chin first. Crack, Split Blood, Whoosh Zoom pedal power....Davey off too save the day. Back with Super Glue to stick my face back together. Whilst i spit my tooth out into his hand to save for another day. All the while being held by Beautiful Lullaboy!
This is what happens when you try for a triple pancake flip on a Sunday.
Oh and what lovely colour blood i have. One boy painted my lips with my blood perfect colour look out poppy a new colour range is in town and on the pavement.

Where warehouse?

Back in Smelbourne after 2 months of workaholic bliss in Cairns with Jute Theatre company. Am determined to rent a warehouse (with Mr Po) and get some action down here in the big smoke. Aint it grand to love your work even when you know you probably never make a mint just more holes in your pocket
The sound technician i just worked with the almighty bejesus bejust bebeautiful John Robertson made an awesome couple of cd's to heighten the play and i love them and i reckon next time he does that he copywrights it and burns some with pretty covers and sells them to the AUDIENCE who kept asking me to get them a copy.
i will definetly be playing it in the new space my very on WAREHOUSE. Have a name thought up and everything but not telling yet........