Barley fizz talk

i came up with a few new words again last night......But i drank that many barley fizzes i forget.
although the other day i was at a dress rehearsal at the fairfax theatre and i asked " how do we make our way to the Audiotorium." Then Em said " do i have to stay for the carpet call"
i had a great day yesterday actually i had a supreme evening too. It all started at the Napier and travelled on to that bar called open!

SWeet water Scurvy dogs

Oooo i went canoeing for my birthday on the weekend.
Aaaaahhh it was so much frivolous fun.
Someone nearly drowned, her foot became stuck in rock in rapids.
a bushfly dance was jigged up
a pirate, a captain, a lady and a giggling squealing squaw all walked the plank.
It definitely took people out of there comfort zones.....
it might have to be an annual event....oh it is annual its my birthday.
Mr Fox lost his mobile his acubra his glow in the dark frisbee, his double pluggers and his sunnies. He kept his smile though.
And today we are all sporting bruises of satisfaction.
All through a beautiful National Park.
arrr me heartys
i tried to overhear what my present was from the ladies.....eaves dropping doesn't pay....they knew i was listening (apparently) and this is what i heard......we got her a beastly big black dildo!

Star Light Star bright, The first star I see tonight,I wish I may, I wish I might,Have the wish I wish tonight.

Blinking bed Bouncing

Does anyone find it difficult to have fun when one is overly tired? i just smile lazily and blink vacantly. That is sort of fun, isn't it?

Brooke and i are putting on a show for the Short and Sweet Festival at the Arts Centre. We are laughing alot, stressing alot, frustrating alot, alot of lots.

Rachel has made us a super huge box for the set....oh its fun to hide in and jump on. But i must be careful as i tend to break things easily.....its amaxing i still have all my bits.

Speaking of jumping on....the most recent minta accident was the bed of a new friend...ooops. So um, well i do love to bounce on beds it is so much fun! And if your tired you can snooze where you fall.

STUFF

i wish to visit one of our greatest exports exhibitions of his stuff.....soon....say saturday! Its free do you want to come with me?

I have so many friends that collect STUFF...so i have an affinity with STUFF. Are we like teddy bears and stuffed toys except instead of having stuffing being on the inside, like the teddy, we stuff it on the outside, inside, somewhere else?

there is so much stuff out there... i have no favourite stuff.... but here are some i appreciate above and beyond.....such STUFF as dreams are made on; he makes my taste buds think of lots of sweet stuff; Get STUFFED!

i wish to ride in the eye in the sky. after work at night when the city lights are bright and the stars a speaking volumes. and watch all the STUFF thats going on!

bruised

i am a map of bruises at the moment. Mainly on my thighs, one in particular is from a table at a disgusting dungeon (um bar) called barries.

i have this urge to pull my pants down and flash the yellow brown blue blood blotches to the poor lonely souls out there.

Practicing handstands....can not stay up longer then 5 seconds...need to stay up and walk....on my hands that is.

which way wrong way

i nearly just choked on a chip.
you know when something goes down the wrong way
then comes back up with the cough of air
to lodge itself on your soft palate
at the entrance of your nasal cavaity
and you don't know whether to blow your nose
or multi swallow.
out through the nose or the mouth.....
just out please

Patsy groaners tick tock might stop soon

Icka has a heart problem....(she loves so much and now her beautiful heart is not doing its job).....we think its Cardiomyopathy.....ouch this hurts my heart.

Above are 2 drawings of canine hearts one healthy the other with the awful disease.

She is going to the vet this thursday to have an xray, they put a dye in her vains and see how bad it is then give her a million tablets to take each day...oh my she hates them unless they are the tasty ones....which i don't think they are.

so here i am at work staring out the window thinking of things that my loveheart enjoys doing....swimming, running, sniffing up trees for Possums. and of course PATS!

icka is a lover not a fighter and she loves life so i reckon she will win this blood battle.

always forever icka

ALL Ova Red rOver

That's it.
Moved out of the warehouse....crying shame. But i feel a weight off my shoulders.
The play went down well. no need to hold the nose.
the bands were great afterwards. it was all great G-R-E-A-T.
Now when i do another one i just have to find a venue....for free and the funds can go towards the people who put all the effort in instead of the insurance mongrels.
now i am living in a blissful out of the way spot, surrounded by the most delightful trees ever. They are so very welcoming... even icka thinks so.

Flyer for Warehouse Gig

Saturday 28 April Warehouse Wonderous Way

Saturday 28 April doors open at 8pm for 8.30pm start
The warehoues is playing
a Play ~ 'Victoria names Elizabeth' Directed by Josh Burns with Kylee and Brooke Fairley
2 Bands ~ 'The Polar Sounds' and 'The Fits'
2 DJs ~ DJ Delicious and Towering Mouse

It is going to be a wonderous warehouse kinda night.
The warehouse is the corner of johnson and chapel st fitzroy.
door is on chapel street.

If you can't make it saturday then come to the preview of the play on Friday Night 8pm for 8.30 start.

Jesus on Eastor Sunday

Going to see Rodrigeuz this Sunday 8 April at the corner.....do you remember all the rumours that went around about him..cold fact...he is dead. he is in jail. he is hiding in mexico.....well jesus has returned and at eastor....how uncanny is that....hmmmmm....i wonder sugarman!

glue GIRL

which super hero are you?

Well i am actually Glue Girl..........but this little quiz says that i'm SUPER GIRL

if bored do the quiz and let me know what is your super hero status

http://www.thesuperheroquiz.com/

Book and i are going to the theatre tonight to see 'Exit the King'.

Excitement is a thrill, the way the butterflies dance in your middle and your cheeks flush red and your breathe fastens.

Hello Geoffery....Hello Neil....Hello Bille, Hi Julie .....wave everybody

Just had lunch with Dove. delicious gingerrefresher thanks Love.

Just bought Joan as police woman. Real Life

ahhhh its a shiny Friday. and here is a shiny horse for the hell of it.

i cut my thumb and finger.....super glued instead of stitches again....reminded me of a favourite poem by Syvila Plath.
CUT
What a thrill ----My thumb instead of an onion.
The top quite gone Except for a sort of hinge Of skin, A flap like a hat, Dead white.
Then that red plush.
Little pilgrim,The Indian's axed your scalp.
Your turkey wattle Carpet rolls Straight from the heart.
I step on it, Clutching my bottle Of pink fizz.
A celebration, this is. Out of a gap A million soldiers run, Redcoats, every one.
Whose side are they one?
O myHomunculus, I am ill.
I have taken a pill to killThe thinPapery feeling.
Saboteur, Kamikaze man ----The stain on yourGauze Ku Klux Klan Babushka Darkens and tarnishes and whenThe balledPulp of your heartConfronts its small Mill of silence How you jump ----Trepanned veteran, Dirty girl, Thumb stump.

here i sit at the window watching the world go by.
the world today is handsome devils angels
image if i drooled like a one year old baby or like a big black dog
slowly my siliva thread bouncing down down like a bongee rope
for them devils to climb up and look into my green eyes

red white and black

Fish and chips and Red stripe (mmm jamacian beer) in the park on a blanket with a friend and Icka. Something to do before winter nights close their fists around us too soon. Come join us!!!!





When darkness started to seep through the trees we turned the cooler radio up.


And noticed icka standing dead still.


i think she was practicing her ninja skills......


she was being a tree.

away to the land of the rising sun

chinese japanese dirty knees what are these?

remember this childhood rhyme?

May this year i am travelling by air to Japan. whilst i'm there i vow to teach this telegraphic sing song to my friends, their friends, strangers and live fish waiting to be sushi ed!

tonight is thursday and what happens on thursdays................

PING...............PONG

Ruby Moon

Lesa long leggs bell is most likely carrying ruby moon.

we will know really really soon....until then......

i went to the cinema last night and it was a big one, magnificent....

i tried to tap dance on the carpet because the space was begging for a performance.

my i scream and Melody did too as well as not putting her feet on the dark floor cause the bogeyman horror movie darkness might grab her and pull her down down into the unknown world of terror.....

and yes i was my usual magnamious movie watcher self.....for those of you who dont know my freinds don't sit next to me cause i become pretty invovled whilst watching the big screen

wet panties

The moon was just above the ghost gum with a star by her side.
The rug was on the grass and looking green by moonlight
Her friends were quietly licking vinegar off the chips
and i was about to naughtily pee under the kiddes kubbie
up went the skirt and down came the panties
out came the words "excuse me" and then the scream of fright
for she nearly wee on the homeless man that was out of sight.
up jumped i and race across the park holding back her pee from dribbling down her knee.
Whizz past her friends who saw a face of white
into the alley just in time to trickle down the cobblestones what could have spoiled the night.

basically i nearly did a wee on a homeless man last night