SWeet water Scurvy dogs

Oooo i went canoeing for my birthday on the weekend.
Aaaaahhh it was so much frivolous fun.
Someone nearly drowned, her foot became stuck in rock in rapids.
a bushfly dance was jigged up
a pirate, a captain, a lady and a giggling squealing squaw all walked the plank.
It definitely took people out of there comfort zones.....
it might have to be an annual event....oh it is annual its my birthday.
Mr Fox lost his mobile his acubra his glow in the dark frisbee, his double pluggers and his sunnies. He kept his smile though.
And today we are all sporting bruises of satisfaction.
All through a beautiful National Park.
arrr me heartys
i tried to overhear what my present was from the ladies.....eaves dropping doesn't pay....they knew i was listening (apparently) and this is what i heard......we got her a beastly big black dildo!

Star Light Star bright, The first star I see tonight,I wish I may, I wish I might,Have the wish I wish tonight.