wet panties

The moon was just above the ghost gum with a star by her side.
The rug was on the grass and looking green by moonlight
Her friends were quietly licking vinegar off the chips
and i was about to naughtily pee under the kiddes kubbie
up went the skirt and down came the panties
out came the words "excuse me" and then the scream of fright
for she nearly wee on the homeless man that was out of sight.
up jumped i and race across the park holding back her pee from dribbling down her knee.
Whizz past her friends who saw a face of white
into the alley just in time to trickle down the cobblestones what could have spoiled the night.

basically i nearly did a wee on a homeless man last night